Chuck Norris

that's right.
I can see you all cowering in fear.
All of you are yelling, "noooo! Why, aman, why?"
You thought we were going to get at least a month out of this forum without some idiot posting about the most overstated topic of all time.
Well, you thought wrong.
So, what's your opinion?
(let the hateful private messages... BEGIN!)

thanks for making a thread about me, im really popular am i?

Chuck Norris is heavilly over-loved and extremely annoying. He's done some karate and everyone loves him and reveres him and uses his name as spam fuel. He's also a Republican Creationist homophobe, some qualities (particuarly homophobe) I dislike, though others may not. He is againts public schools allowing and overlooking homosexuality, didja know?

you are stalking me, STALKER!

mariosuperlative wrote:Chuck Norris is heavilly over-loved and extremely annoying. He's done some karate and everyone loves him and reveres him and uses his name as spam fuel. He's also a Republican Creationist homophobe, some qualities (particuarly homophobe) I dislike, though others may not. He is againts public schools allowing and overlooking homosexuality, didja know?

Perhaps you didn't catch the fact that I was being sarcastic.
In the extreme.

mariosuperlative wrote:Chuck Norris is heavilly over-loved and extremely annoying. He's done some karate and everyone loves him and reveres him and uses his name as spam fuel. He's also a Republican Creationist homophobe, some qualities (particuarly homophobe) I dislike, though others may not. He is againts public schools allowing and overlooking homosexuality, didja know?

why so serious?

Zerzavy wrote:

mariosuperlative wrote:Chuck Norris is heavilly over-loved and extremely annoying. He's done some karate and everyone loves him and reveres him and uses his name as spam fuel. He's also a Republican Creationist homophobe, some qualities (particuarly homophobe) I dislike, though others may not. He is againts public schools allowing and overlooking homosexuality, didja know?

why so serious?

*sigh*
I ruined you zerzavy.
Now you expect all the users to be as hilarious and epic as me.
And when they're not, you wonder why.
Sorry all users.

I, aswell think Chuck Norris is given too much love, when hes just the same as any other big film star.

SlateFx wrote:I, aswell think Chuck Norris is given too much love, when hes just the same as any other big film star.

nonbeliever!

amanningman88 wrote:

Zerzavy wrote:

mariosuperlative wrote:Chuck Norris is heavilly over-loved and extremely annoying. He's done some karate and everyone loves him and reveres him and uses his name as spam fuel. He's also a Republican Creationist homophobe, some qualities (particuarly homophobe) I dislike, though others may not. He is againts public schools allowing and overlooking homosexuality, didja know?

why so serious?

*sigh*
I ruined you zerzavy.
Now you expect all the users to be as hilarious and epic as me.
And when they're not, you wonder why.
Sorry all users.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

So, wait, you're saying you're the only epic/hilarious one?

If Jesus walked on water then Chuck Norris swam through land. Nuff' said...

♫ .:: Schelle ::. ♫ wrote:

amanningman88 wrote:

Zerzavy wrote:

mariosuperlative wrote:Chuck Norris is heavilly over-loved and extremely annoying. He's done some karate and everyone loves him and reveres him and uses his name as spam fuel. He's also a Republican Creationist homophobe, some qualities (particuarly homophobe) I dislike, though others may not. He is againts public schools allowing and overlooking homosexuality, didja know?

why so serious?

*sigh*
I ruined you zerzavy.
Now you expect all the users to be as hilarious and epic as me.
And when they're not, you wonder why.
Sorry all users.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

So, wait, you're saying you're the only epic/hilarious one?

No, just that I'm the most epic and hilarious user.

amanningman88 wrote:

♫ .:: Schelle ::. ♫ wrote:

amanningman88 wrote:

Zerzavy wrote:

mariosuperlative wrote:Chuck Norris is heavilly over-loved and extremely annoying. He's done some karate and everyone loves him and reveres him and uses his name as spam fuel. He's also a Republican Creationist homophobe, some qualities (particuarly homophobe) I dislike, though others may not. He is againts public schools allowing and overlooking homosexuality, didja know?

why so serious?

*sigh*
I ruined you zerzavy.
Now you expect all the users to be as hilarious and epic as me.
And when they're not, you wonder why.
Sorry all users.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

So, wait, you're saying you're the only epic/hilarious one?

No, just that I'm the most epic and hilarious user.

Lol, conceited mod. :p

HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE, PUT A LITTLE SPAMMIN' IN IT.

No, seriously, this thread fails.

♫ .:: Schelle ::. ♫ wrote:

amanningman88 wrote:

♫ .:: Schelle ::. ♫ wrote:

amanningman88 wrote:

Zerzavy wrote:

mariosuperlative wrote:Chuck Norris is heavilly over-loved and extremely annoying. He's done some karate and everyone loves him and reveres him and uses his name as spam fuel. He's also a Republican Creationist homophobe, some qualities (particuarly homophobe) I dislike, though others may not. He is againts public schools allowing and overlooking homosexuality, didja know?

why so serious?

*sigh*
I ruined you zerzavy.
Now you expect all the users to be as hilarious and epic as me.
And when they're not, you wonder why.
Sorry all users.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

So, wait, you're saying you're the only epic/hilarious one?

No, just that I'm the most epic and hilarious user.

Lol, conceited mod. :p

I think everyone is pretty much aware by now i am the most conceited person on the face of the earth.

Amen to that.

mariosuperlative wrote:Amen to that.

Say that ONE more time mario.
I dare you.
One more time.

amanningman88 wrote:

mariosuperlative wrote:Amen to that.

Say that ONE more time mario.
I dare you.
One more time.

Amen to that.

*gives a shotgun to aman*
you have the honors

*aims shotgun at mario from further than arm's distance away*
Cmon. One more time.