[justify]Oh, sorry, I forgot Amish Paradise and Canadian Idiot. They're both classics. Time to insult amanningman! HAHAHAHAHA!
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot! Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut! And do I look like some frostbitten hose head? I never learned my alphabet from a to zed!
They all live on donuts and moosemeat! And they leave the house without packin' heat! Never even bring their guns to the mall! And you know what else is too funny? Their stupid monopoly money, can't take 'em seriously at all!
Well maple syrup and snows what they export! They treat curling just like it's a real sport! They think their silly accent is so cute! Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Sure they've got their national healthcare! Cheaper meds,low crime rates and clean air!Then again well they've got Celine Dion! Eat their weight in craft macaroni! And dream of drivin' a Zamboni! All over Saskatchewan!
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot! Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius! See the map, they're hovering right over us! Tell you the truth it makes me kind of nervous!
Always hear the same kind of story! Break their nose and they'll just say sorry! Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'! So quick, before they see it comin'! Time for a pre-emptive strike!
No, I didn't look at lyrics for that...well...the second chorus, maybe, but not the rest. Now I don't know why I did that, but I'm strange that way.
Amish Paradise is truly awesome, I can't believe I forgot that classic.