as my squad and I were walking down the street, we heard a noise.
Upon closer investigation, this was an alien.
It wasn't your typical green-humaniod alien. It had a huge black head like a tiger, just way bigger and a menacing mouth. And it could fly.
And it had 4 clawed legs.
No body, and there was a ray of light coming from it that we perceived to be a heat ray.
We quicky devised a plan to take it down.
Hiding behind a fence, one of my squadmates fired a shot to destract it, while I stood up and fired a burst into it's head.
To my great suprise, it dropped dead. Our squads resident 'genius' (he had an iq of 155) went and examined it.
About 15 minutes later, he started saying, 'that thing we thought was a heat ray? Well, it turned out to be just a light. In fact, it appears this alien had no fighting mechanisms whatsoever. It was a civilian.'
'whoa, whoa whoa, CIVILIEN!' I yelled. 'you mean-these things have soldiers and civilians, like us!'
'correct' was the reply. 'it means that this invasion was not a total war effort by the aliens. They just meant to colonize earth, but they brought along some soldiers just in case,' the genius patrick said.
I then said 'but that means these aliens should be easy to beat!
'well that's true, but it also points to a problem. This was only a prelimenary invasion. There's way more aliens on the way'
Of course, the only reply I could muster was 'oh. Dam.'