[Game] Make a wish and mess it up

title says it all
example:
i wish i had chocolate

wish granted, you drown in chocolate and die
i wish for a pony

ill start:
i wish i owned a dog (again)

A little bit of a copy of 'The Anything Vendor', but oh well.

It's a viscous dog that rips you apart.
I wish I had some cheese.

wish granted, you get munster cheese and its really a monster and it bites your head off

i wish for a wish

Your die due to obesity.
I wish for friends.

Your friends talk to you too much (including when you're trying to sleep) and you end up dying from lack of sleep.

mariosuperlative wrote:Your friends talk to you too much (including when you're trying to sleep) and you end up dying from lack of sleep.

You cant die from the lack of sleep, when you haven't slept in ages you automatically induce micro sleeps (a second naps). What kills you is the lack of awareness when you haven't slept (when you cross the road .etc.)

Okay that then. *Sighs* Now let's give out a wish to be gnawed on and eaten.

I wish for a tiny bit of chocolate.

Wish granted, the chocolate was poisened and you die
i wish i could own a mask like the one in my avatar

Zerzavy wrote:Wish granted, the chocolate was poisened and you die
i wish i could own a mask like the one in my avatar

Wish granted, the mask has a jagged edje and cuts you.
I wish we had some good responses in this thread instead it the lame ones ive been reading.

wish not granted
i wish i had more post count

wish granted. You have so many responses to posts you cobstantly have to be on, reducing the time you spend with your gf (or bf). She (or he) then feels deserted and shoots you.
I wish zerzavy would type slower so i could keep up with your posts.

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaannnnnnnnnnnntttttttttteeeeeeeeeedddddddd

i wish i came up with a good response like aman did (also, i have a gf)

Wish granted. You become so awsome a pack of hot girls gang-tackles you, breaking both your legs.
I wish i knew how it is to be as non-awsome as zerzavy.

wish granted...wait, im more awsomer than you so this wish doesnt exist
i wish more people signed up and posted here

wish granted. They all end up spammers, and end up overshadowing our awsomeness.
I wish zerzavy would answer my wishes instead of making lame excuses not to.

wish granted, i answered your wish
i wish that this wish could not be bad

wish granted.
I wish i wasnt reaaaally confused by that last post.

wish granted
i wish i wish i was a fish

Your wishful thinking about wishes ends up getting you dazed and killed because you're not looking when you cross the road.

I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I was a fish.

wish granted. An old, sweaty fisherman catches you, bashes you repeatedly against his boat to kill you, and has you for dinner.
I wish someone would notice our games when worlds collide and wwII and post in them.

People post so much your eyes over-load, and you go blind.

I wish I had an Xbox360.

The Xbox360 gets the red ring of death and kills you

since slater ruined it, il make a new wish.
i wish i had my own pool table.

wish granted, trying to get the ball from the other side, you drown in it
i wish my power level was OVER 9000!!!

you grow so much in power you explode.
I wish soldja boy would crawl into a hole and die.