[Game] Make a wish and mess it up

wish granted,
i wish i have a PS3

wish granted. You become so addicted you never come on this site anymore, and never hear another awsome comment by me. Your life becomes so depressing without me, you die.
I wish lil Wayne would run for prez.

wish granted, lil wayne ran straight to Washington D.C. and he died from having breathing problems
i wish i could fly

Wish granted, you fly up into the sun and die.
I wish I had a cheese factory.

wish granted, you have the factory but you dont have anything to make cheese.
i wish i knew how to make pie

You make pie with so much cheese it kills you from the fat levels.
I wish Zerzavy wasn't so cocky he locked my thread, even though it had a different and less simple concept. I unlocked it, but then decided to delete it, since the mods attacked me. The OTHER mods.

wish granted, the ADMINS attacked you
i wish mariosuperlative wasn't so strict

wish granted. Since he is the only mod who's actually strict, the spammers have a field day.
I wish mario's thread wasn't deleted, because although it was copied from kong, it's a great game and it is different from this.

sorry, please deposit $.25 for wish grant
i wish it would rain tomorrow =

Wish granted, you end up like me a week ago and everything floods.
I wish the colour green didn't exist.
Oh yeah *inserts quarter*

wish granted, you start seeing yellow grass and puke from the ugliness
i wish i knew what the fat kid with a white shirt under a blue...toga thing was called

wish granted, you get nightmares from the thought of it.
I wish I could do 100 chinups (only being able to do 20 sucks when the guy next to you does 21)

wish granted, after you do 100 chin ups, you go into a coma from exhaustion.
i wish that i could have more strength in apperence (i have a crapload of strength though).

wish granted, you FIIIIINALLY get a gf, then I steal her away and break your heart.
I wish I wasn't so full of myself (not)

EDIT: i have a gf (before you stole her :=( ) -Zerzavy

error: too confusing. i wish i owned an owl that could say "o rly?"

whenever you try to lie, the owl says 'o rly?'
And tells the truth.
I wish zerzavy would stop abusing his mod dutys and editing my posts, because they're MINE.

wish granted, you ban me for a week then you get banned permanently because you banned without reason. i wish i could burp the entire alphabet with one burp

Granted, all hope you ever had of getting married is now lost
I wish I had a hamster that was green.

wish granted, the hamster was radioactive and killed you
i wish i had a hamster that was blue

granted, the hamster was really THE SKY in disguise, and the sky has lighting in it. Enough said.
I wish zerzavy would join my ww2.5 thread (I'm actually serious here)

wish granted, i did
i wish casual man was the mascot

wish granted, I leave the site in protest and then there's no epic users left
I wish I was in the army like all my cousins.

wish granted, you get shot by the cat in your sig while in a war.
i wish i could have an idea for another wish

Granted, just as you think of one so epic you could instantly bring 1000 people to this site, those guys in ur sig pwn u.
I wish I could hug a cat now.

wish granted,
i wish i owned a cow named bessie